27 Absolutely Bizarre Home Design Choices That Will Haunt Me ‘Til The Day I Die
1.This kitchen that requires you to walk across the countertop to go upstairs, because surely there’s nothing on the bottom of your feet that shouldn’t come into contact with your main food prep surface.
“Sorry I’m late for work. I slipped on last night’s leftovers and twisted my ankle. When I fell, I hit my head on breakfast.”
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2.This four-poster bathtub, complete with cheerful beige carpeting, that’s just right for contemplating the nature of reality.
“Every morning, there’s some carpet hangin’
From the corner of my girlfriend’s four-post tub.”
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3.What’s the matter, babe? You’ve barely touched your jaircase.
“Imagine getting your foot stuck in a pocket while going down those.”
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4.This random toilet in the middle of a staircase for those times when you just can’t hold it any longer.
“Imagine going to someone’s house and drinking, and then, you go for that first pee, and this is the situation.”
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5.This creative solution.
“If that’s a stale Cheeto, it’ll never break. Those things are teeth destroyers. Hell, they’re probably still stuck in that bathroom, poor bastard.”
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6.This cozy bathroom where every time you take a shower, the toilet floods.
“Why this is crappy:
The mirror is on the opposite side of the sink.
The radiator is where the mirror should be (why??).
The toilet reaches into the shower.
You can’t shower without flooding the toilet.
This is my boyfriend’s bathroom by the way.”
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7.This bathroom door that clearly wasn’t very well thought through.
“It was an en-suite bathroom to the master bedroom. Nothing says romance like watching your significant other take a shit from the comfort of your own bed.”
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8.This kitchen that looks like someone manifested one of my migraines in room-form.
“You’ve heard of the sensory deprivation chamber, now get ready for: SENSORY OVERLOAD KITCHEN.“
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9.This bathroom that honestly raises more questions the longer I look at it.
“That whole thing about bathrooms being the most dangerous room in the house for slips and falls? Yeah, we don’t need to make them more dangerous by putting pit traps in the floor…”
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10.This kitchen where you can kill two birds with one stone by burning your calves on the radiator while you wash dishes in the sink.
“You learn to crawl across the counter and wash your hands while lying on your stomach.”
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11.This kitchen that has got to be a nightmare to clean.
“A moment of silence for those cabinets the first time someone decides to make tomato sauce on the stove.”
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12.Everything about this bedroom door situation.
“It was probably once a balcony which has been remodeled to be an extra room. I’ve seen that before (though with a normal door and no curtains since it was pretty small, but it might as well have been a sliding door and curtains).”
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13.This optical illusion masquerading as a flight of stairs.
“This looks like the start of a nightmare in which I twist both ankles simultaneously.”
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14.This handy-dandy light switch, conveniently located in the middle of the floor.
“Have you ever had a light switch battle with a pet? I feel like a cat would flick it all day.”
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15.This extremely safe and very normal electrical outlet inside of a shower.
16.This room that feels like it was designed by an AI.
“Looks like some crazed shit I’d create at 3 a.m. on a Sims 2 binge.”
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17.The stairs leading into this garage surely won’t keep you from parking a car in there, right?
“You don’t get it. It’s a ramp for square-wheeled vehicles.”
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18.You’re looking at a carpeted cabinet, for some reason.
19.These stairs in an Airbnb where each step is a different height and depth, and stubbing your toe is inevitable.
“These are called sobriety stairs. If you can climb them without falling, you are good to drive your rental.”
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20.This carpeted bathroom under the stairs definitely wasn’t designed with tall people in mind.
21.These hybrid stairs that appear to be attached to the countertop.
22.This kitchen that someone put up on a pedestal.
23.This hallway that was probably designed by a limbo champion.
“It’s a new subscription house concept. If you want access to that room, you’ll need the gold package.”
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24.This indoor manhole that, as a fan of horror movies, I would personally NEVER investigate.
25.This excessive door situation. Door City in here.
“Four doors, one corner. (Left to right: closet door, door leading to bathroom from living room, door leading to bathroom from bedroom, bedroom door.)”
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26.This bathroom with a stunning view of the inside of the wall.
“My apartment has a window for anyone living in the walls to see the toilet.”
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27.And finally, this door? Window? Thing???
H/T r/DiWHY and r/crappydesign.